SANTACON FAQ
What Is SantaCon?
Santacon is
your opportunity to be Santa!
• You
MUST dress like Santa,
• You
SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,
• You
OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA
GOTTA drink like Santa.
Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?
Who's in charge?
SANTA.
SANTA'S RULES:
• Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
• Santa doesn't get arrested.
Please remember the Four Fucks of SantaCon!
FOUR FUCKS:
1. Don't
fuck with kids.
2. Don't
fuck with cops.
3. Don't
fuck with security.
4. Don't
fuck with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to fuck Santa)
Santa wants to sing! Where can I get some Christmas carols?
Download
Christmas Carols from Santa.
Should I take pictures/video?
Santa loves having his picture taken. After santacon, if you want your
pics on the official santacon websites, including this one, email your
pictures/images to
Santa.
email Santa